Woman: Eeugh! You stink of garlic

Man: that’s usually what happens when you eat pieces of garlic

Woman: (looking shocked) you ate it? You’re not supposed to eat it. You pick it out and leave it.

Man: why did you put it in then?

Woman: for the flavour

Man: Oh, I see.

Woman shakes her head in bewilderment.

 

Emotions are like garlic: they add flavour to your experience of life. Just don’t stuff them down, or you’ll stink of them.

Go on, admit it. Women are right… Well, some of the time.