Man: that’s usually what happens when you eat pieces of garlic
Woman: (looking shocked) you ate it? You’re not supposed to eat it. You pick it out and leave it.
Man: why did you put it in then?
Woman: for the flavour
Man: Oh, I see.
Woman shakes her head in bewilderment.
Emotions are like garlic: they add flavour to your experience of life. Just don’t stuff them down, or you’ll stink of them.
Go on, admit it. Women are right… Well, some of the time.